Sonic 3D Blast (Saturn, Genesis) Review
Dec15

Sonic 3D Blast (Saturn, Genesis) Review

Do you hate birds? Sonic does. And you will too!

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Sonic and Knuckles (Genesis) Review
Dec14

Sonic and Knuckles (Genesis) Review

Here he comes, rougher than the rest of them / The best of them, tougher than leather / They call him Knuckles — unlike Sonic he don’t chuckle / He’d rather flex his muscles

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Tiny Toon Adventures: ACME All-Stars (Genesis) Review
Dec13

Tiny Toon Adventures: ACME All-Stars (Genesis) Review

They’re tiny, toony, and apparently playing sports now? On the Genesis? Whaaaaaaa

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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (Genesis) Review
Dec11

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (Genesis) Review

Sonic the Hedgehog! He’s blue, he’s a hedgehog, and he’s rolling into your living room for the THIRD time! (And Knuckles.)

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Sonic Spinball (Genesis) Review
Dec10

Sonic Spinball (Genesis) Review

You spin me right round baby right round like a hedgehog baby right round round round

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) Review
Dec08

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) Review

A blue hedgehog and a flying two-tailed fox roll into robots, making them explode! Pretty freaking WEIRD

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Sonic the Hedgehog (Genesis) Review
Dec07

Sonic the Hedgehog (Genesis) Review

They see me rollin’ / They hatin’

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Bonanza Bros (Genesis) Review
Nov17

Bonanza Bros (Genesis) Review

Lego Grand Theft Auto? Dum-da-da-dum-da-da-dum-da-da-dum-da-da-DAH-DAH (bonanza.wav)

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Decap Attack (Genesis) Review
Oct03

Decap Attack (Genesis) Review

Heads up! To get ahead in life, it’s best to not lose your head! … All right, I’ll stop there.

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Aladdin (Genesis) Review
Sep11

Aladdin (Genesis) Review

I *could* show you the world… but then I’d have to kill you. Just kidding! Let’s be positive now.

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