Abadox (NES) Review
Dec10

Abadox (NES) Review

Are you ready for the GORIEST GAME ON THE NES? Nintendo does what Genesis…uh…dont?

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A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Second Opinion Review
Dec10

A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Second Opinion Review

A second opinion! The music: Good! The game: Real bad!

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Sonic Spinball (Genesis) Review
Dec10

Sonic Spinball (Genesis) Review

You spin me right round baby right round like a hedgehog baby right round round round

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Sonic the Hedgehog CD (Sega CD, PC) Review
Dec09

Sonic the Hedgehog CD (Sega CD, PC) Review

More like Sonic 4D Blast, am I right? Sonic becomes a time lord!

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A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Review
Dec09

A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Review

Blobolonia is in trouble, and only an expert in English can fix its awful name! Oh yeah, and Blobs or something, I guess.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) Review
Dec08

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) Review

A blue hedgehog and a flying two-tailed fox roll into robots, making them explode! Pretty freaking WEIRD

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The 7th Saga (SNES) Review
Dec07

The 7th Saga (SNES) Review

A medieval JRPG where you can be a knight, a robot, or an alien. What’s not to like?

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Sonic the Hedgehog (Genesis) Review
Dec07

Sonic the Hedgehog (Genesis) Review

They see me rollin’ / They hatin’

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4 Quattro Sports (NES) Review
Dec04

4 Quattro Sports (NES) Review

Four sports games in one! Golden cartridge! Thoroughly mediocre! SSSSPPPOOORRRRTTTTSSSSSSS

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1943: The Battle for Midway (NES) Review
Dec03

1943: The Battle for Midway (NES) Review

Do you hate planes and/or boats? Would you like to blow them up? Well, kind sir/madam, this is the game for you.

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