Abadox (NES) Review
Dec10

Abadox (NES) Review

Are you ready for the GORIEST GAME ON THE NES? Nintendo does what Genesis…uh…dont?

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A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Second Opinion Review
Dec10

A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Second Opinion Review

A second opinion! The music: Good! The game: Real bad!

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A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Review
Dec09

A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Review

Blobolonia is in trouble, and only an expert in English can fix its awful name! Oh yeah, and Blobs or something, I guess.

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4 Quattro Sports (NES) Review
Dec04

4 Quattro Sports (NES) Review

Four sports games in one! Golden cartridge! Thoroughly mediocre! SSSSPPPOOORRRRTTTTSSSSSSS

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1943: The Battle for Midway (NES) Review
Dec03

1943: The Battle for Midway (NES) Review

Do you hate planes and/or boats? Would you like to blow them up? Well, kind sir/madam, this is the game for you.

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10-Yard Fight (NES) Review
Dec02

10-Yard Fight (NES) Review

The first football game on the NES is also the worst.

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3-D World Runner (NES) Game Review
Dec01

3-D World Runner (NES) Game Review

You either run with the best or fall with the rest…IN 3D!!!

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Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES) Review
Sep17

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES) Review

A look back at one of Zelda’s most unexpected installments, a challenging game that isn’t afraid to ruin your day but never cheats to do it.

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Super Mario Bros 2 (NES) Review
Sep09

Super Mario Bros 2 (NES) Review

Nintendo’s most surreal, warty, psychological drama remains one of my favorites. Barf along with Birdo and friends and reminisce happily!

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Kings of the Beach (NES) Review
Aug17

Kings of the Beach (NES) Review

Apparently all it takes to become King of the beach is be really good at volleyball. Sign me up!

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