Actraiser 2 (SNES) Review
Dec15

Actraiser 2 (SNES) Review

A sequel to the city-building, demon smashing god sim is…different? To say the least.

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Action Fighter (SMS) Review
Dec14

Action Fighter (SMS) Review

Everybody was Action Fighting // Their moves were fast as…oh, I died.

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Tiny Toon Adventures: ACME All-Stars (Genesis) Review
Dec13

Tiny Toon Adventures: ACME All-Stars (Genesis) Review

They’re tiny, toony, and apparently playing sports now? On the Genesis? Whaaaaaaa

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Abadox (NES) Review
Dec10

Abadox (NES) Review

Are you ready for the GORIEST GAME ON THE NES? Nintendo does what Genesis…uh…dont?

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A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Review
Dec09

A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia (NES) Review

Blobolonia is in trouble, and only an expert in English can fix its awful name! Oh yeah, and Blobs or something, I guess.

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8 Eyes (NES) Review
Dec08

8 Eyes (NES) Review

Do you like birds and Castlevania? Then you should…probably still avoid this game.

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The 7th Saga (SNES) Review
Dec07

The 7th Saga (SNES) Review

A medieval JRPG where you can be a knight, a robot, or an alien. What’s not to like?

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4 Quattro Sports (NES) Review
Dec04

4 Quattro Sports (NES) Review

Four sports games in one! Golden cartridge! Thoroughly mediocre! SSSSPPPOOORRRRTTTTSSSSSSS

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1943: The Battle for Midway (NES) Review
Dec03

1943: The Battle for Midway (NES) Review

Do you hate planes and/or boats? Would you like to blow them up? Well, kind sir/madam, this is the game for you.

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10-Yard Fight (NES) Review
Dec02

10-Yard Fight (NES) Review

The first football game on the NES is also the worst.

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